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    Dungeon Boss Haiku

    PWN-StarPWN-Star Member
    in Community Creations
    Tsume

    Don't make him angry
    Or he will soul shred shred shred
    shred shred shred shred shred!
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    • PWN-StarPWN-Star Member
      Selwyn (haiku/epitaph)

      Here lies Lord Selwyn
      Master of the Northern Gale
      Killed by Forest Bats.
    • meowstaa_meowstaa_ Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
      Kang kung once told me
      The secret to his success
      he was very well armed
      p2h9edr4yd1o.png
      #TeamTaterTakeTheTown
      Shared Hero: Ippy
    • meowstaa_meowstaa_ Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
      Oh great after I wrote that, I realize kang kung only has 2 arms..
      Silly me, I always thought he had 4. Now that joke is ruined.
      p2h9edr4yd1o.png
      #TeamTaterTakeTheTown
      Shared Hero: Ippy
    • EosEos Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
      edited October 2015
      Squinch was in a pinch / bored with nothing to do / set himself ablaze

      Amen.
      Post edited by Eos on
      0ci3qm92nk2y.png
      #TeamTaterTakeTheTown
      IGN: Dudum
      Champion: Dhaegon Stonecrusher 6* [60]
      Hero Wishlist: Lupina 6* (103/150), Augustus the Paladin 6* (107/150), Icebloom (224/100 to unlock), Thalia 10*
      Hero Cards
      When I'm fresh out of stamina sometimes I get a little snippy...Apologies.
    • OhtOht Member
      @Eos missed a 'do'
      the middle of her haiku
      unless she meant 'too'
    • EosEos Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
      @Ahtt fixed ty... and Squinch is def a male :)
      0ci3qm92nk2y.png
      #TeamTaterTakeTheTown
      IGN: Dudum
      Champion: Dhaegon Stonecrusher 6* [60]
      Hero Wishlist: Lupina 6* (103/150), Augustus the Paladin 6* (107/150), Icebloom (224/100 to unlock), Thalia 10*
      Hero Cards
      When I'm fresh out of stamina sometimes I get a little snippy...Apologies.
    • smackansmackan Member
      Shadow blade is fast
      Igorok is big and strong
      This is facts not haiku
      level:23
      IGN: Mlg360smackan
      Shared hero : whatever that seems useful
      ....oh you are still reading
    • HaxusBloodbaneHaxusBloodbane Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
      Named after gemstones,
      Charisma stronger than any,
      Selfless is Ella.
      Wants Control over a Legion of Spiders
      In game Level: 70
      Shared hero: Archangel Emily (Lvl 70), Epic level 12
      Lord of the Fries of The Potato Army Random Mook in Tater Squad Nameless Grunt in Tater Tots
      I'm on Twitter regularly

    • flyingpizzacatsflyingpizzacats Member
      Rocky:
      Do you know Rocky
      the Shiitake Mushroom man
      who lives on Spore Lane?
      My Defense
      Hero Kira Tsume Torchy Lady Nimriel
      Level 23 23 23 23
      Star 5 3 2 4
      Ascension 1 2 2 1
      My Shared Hero: Rocky The Shiitake
      Flyingpizzacats


    • OhtOht Member
      edited October 2015
      I find it hard to believe that @HaxusBloodbane put in an 8 syllable line....seems out of character.

      @smackan 's not haiku is f'ing awesome, as it's really not. I'm hoping that was a clever, intentional play.
    • JayycoJayyco Member
      The one and only,
      Holiness of all things fly,
      That's Torchy in the sky.
    • HaxusBloodbaneHaxusBloodbane Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
      @Ahtt counts numbers right,
      That is true, but Varrick said,
      Stories are not truth.
      Wants Control over a Legion of Spiders
      In game Level: 70
      Shared hero: Archangel Emily (Lvl 70), Epic level 12
      Lord of the Fries of The Potato Army Random Mook in Tater Squad Nameless Grunt in Tater Tots
      I'm on Twitter regularly

    • smackansmackan Member
      @Ahtt it's intentional
      Or is it intentional who knows
      I'm gonna stop before this becomes a haiku
      level:23
      IGN: Mlg360smackan
      Shared hero : whatever that seems useful
      ....oh you are still reading
    • EosEos Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
      Ahtt wrote: »
      @Eos missed a 'do'
      the middle of her haiku
      unless she meant 'too'

      OMG THAT WAS BRILLIANT! I just got it. (obviously...)
      0ci3qm92nk2y.png
      #TeamTaterTakeTheTown
      IGN: Dudum
      Champion: Dhaegon Stonecrusher 6* [60]
      Hero Wishlist: Lupina 6* (103/150), Augustus the Paladin 6* (107/150), Icebloom (224/100 to unlock), Thalia 10*
      Hero Cards
      When I'm fresh out of stamina sometimes I get a little snippy...Apologies.
    • HaxusBloodbaneHaxusBloodbane Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
      My, My how this grows,
      Spiralling away from norms,
      More about us now.
      Wants Control over a Legion of Spiders
      In game Level: 70
      Shared hero: Archangel Emily (Lvl 70), Epic level 12
      Lord of the Fries of The Potato Army Random Mook in Tater Squad Nameless Grunt in Tater Tots
      I'm on Twitter regularly

    • OhtOht Member
      Oh @HaxusBloodBane
      It's always been about you
      5 starred guru man.



      (The '@' is of course silent.)
    • HaxusBloodbaneHaxusBloodbane Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
      The silent symbol,
      That is what it always is,
      Silent like the beast...
      sbuzda50dd8d.gif
      Wants Control over a Legion of Spiders
      In game Level: 70
      Shared hero: Archangel Emily (Lvl 70), Epic level 12
      Lord of the Fries of The Potato Army Random Mook in Tater Squad Nameless Grunt in Tater Tots
      I'm on Twitter regularly

    • PWN-StarPWN-Star Member
      @Joel bravo on the epic theme.

      p.s. Did I mean epic literally or figuratively? I watch way too much Archer
    • HaxusBloodbaneHaxusBloodbane Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
      Joel is awesome,
      that much we know about him,
      Now give him an axe.
      Wants Control over a Legion of Spiders
      In game Level: 70
      Shared hero: Archangel Emily (Lvl 70), Epic level 12
      Lord of the Fries of The Potato Army Random Mook in Tater Squad Nameless Grunt in Tater Tots
      I'm on Twitter regularly

    • schoolbusschoolbus Member
      ^this guy
    • smackansmackan Member
      @swaggyP
      Like the name is telling he got swag
      But with that spelling he shouldn't brag
      He's haiku was ok but also messy
      But even a 4th grader can do better and his is actually classy


      (no hate plss and take this as a joke and some kind of a rap battle)
      level:23
      IGN: Mlg360smackan
      Shared hero : whatever that seems useful
      ....oh you are still reading
    • HaxusBloodbaneHaxusBloodbane Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
      ... ... ... ... ...
      ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
      ... ... ... ... ...
      -Red
      Wants Control over a Legion of Spiders
      In game Level: 70
      Shared hero: Archangel Emily (Lvl 70), Epic level 12
      Lord of the Fries of The Potato Army Random Mook in Tater Squad Nameless Grunt in Tater Tots
      I'm on Twitter regularly

    • PWN-StarPWN-Star Member
      Cruel King Bramble
      He's got the moves like Jagger
      Yeah, he's got the moves
    • sophoclessophocles Member
      yorick is lonely
      the low slow blue hum of death
      "why won't you pick me?"
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