Dungeon Boss Haiku

Tsume

Don't make him angry
Or he will soul shred shred shred
shred shred shred shred shred!
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  • Selwyn (haiku/epitaph)

    Here lies Lord Selwyn
    Master of the Northern Gale
    Killed by Forest Bats.
  • meowstaa_meowstaa_ Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
    Kang kung once told me
    The secret to his success
    he was very well armed
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    #TeamTaterTakeTheTown
    Shared Hero: Ippy
  • meowstaa_meowstaa_ Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
    Oh great after I wrote that, I realize kang kung only has 2 arms..
    Silly me, I always thought he had 4. Now that joke is ruined.
    p2h9edr4yd1o.png
    #TeamTaterTakeTheTown
    Shared Hero: Ippy
  • EosEos Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
    edited October 2015
    Squinch was in a pinch / bored with nothing to do / set himself ablaze

    Amen.
    Post edited by Eos on
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    #TeamTaterTakeTheTown
    IGN: Dudum
    Champion: Dhaegon Stonecrusher 6* [60]
    Hero Wishlist: Lupina 6* (103/150), Augustus the Paladin 6* (107/150), Icebloom (224/100 to unlock), Thalia 10*
    Hero Cards
    When I'm fresh out of stamina sometimes I get a little snippy...Apologies.
  • OhtOht Member
    @Eos missed a 'do'
    the middle of her haiku
    unless she meant 'too'
  • EosEos Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
    @Ahtt fixed ty... and Squinch is def a male :)
    0ci3qm92nk2y.png
    #TeamTaterTakeTheTown
    IGN: Dudum
    Champion: Dhaegon Stonecrusher 6* [60]
    Hero Wishlist: Lupina 6* (103/150), Augustus the Paladin 6* (107/150), Icebloom (224/100 to unlock), Thalia 10*
    Hero Cards
    When I'm fresh out of stamina sometimes I get a little snippy...Apologies.
  • Shadow blade is fast
    Igorok is big and strong
    This is facts not haiku
    level:23
    IGN: Mlg360smackan
    Shared hero : whatever that seems useful
    ....oh you are still reading
  • HaxusBloodbaneHaxusBloodbane Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
    Named after gemstones,
    Charisma stronger than any,
    Selfless is Ella.
    Wants Control over a Legion of Spiders
    In game Level: 70
    Shared hero: Archangel Emily (Lvl 70), Epic level 12
    Lord of the Fries of The Potato Army Random Mook in Tater Squad Nameless Grunt in Tater Tots
    I'm on Twitter regularly

  • Rocky:
    Do you know Rocky
    the Shiitake Mushroom man
    who lives on Spore Lane?
    My Defense
    Hero Kira Tsume Torchy Lady Nimriel
    Level 23 23 23 23
    Star 5 3 2 4
    Ascension 1 2 2 1
    My Shared Hero: Rocky The Shiitake
    Flyingpizzacats


  • OhtOht Member
    edited October 2015
    I find it hard to believe that @HaxusBloodbane put in an 8 syllable line....seems out of character.

    @smackan 's not haiku is f'ing awesome, as it's really not. I'm hoping that was a clever, intentional play.
  • The one and only,
    Holiness of all things fly,
    That's Torchy in the sky.
  • HaxusBloodbaneHaxusBloodbane Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
    @Ahtt counts numbers right,
    That is true, but Varrick said,
    Stories are not truth.
    Wants Control over a Legion of Spiders
    In game Level: 70
    Shared hero: Archangel Emily (Lvl 70), Epic level 12
    Lord of the Fries of The Potato Army Random Mook in Tater Squad Nameless Grunt in Tater Tots
    I'm on Twitter regularly

  • @Ahtt it's intentional
    Or is it intentional who knows
    I'm gonna stop before this becomes a haiku
    level:23
    IGN: Mlg360smackan
    Shared hero : whatever that seems useful
    ....oh you are still reading
  • EosEos Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
    Ahtt wrote: »
    @Eos missed a 'do'
    the middle of her haiku
    unless she meant 'too'

    OMG THAT WAS BRILLIANT! I just got it. (obviously...)
    0ci3qm92nk2y.png
    #TeamTaterTakeTheTown
    IGN: Dudum
    Champion: Dhaegon Stonecrusher 6* [60]
    Hero Wishlist: Lupina 6* (103/150), Augustus the Paladin 6* (107/150), Icebloom (224/100 to unlock), Thalia 10*
    Hero Cards
    When I'm fresh out of stamina sometimes I get a little snippy...Apologies.
  • HaxusBloodbaneHaxusBloodbane Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
    My, My how this grows,
    Spiralling away from norms,
    More about us now.
    Wants Control over a Legion of Spiders
    In game Level: 70
    Shared hero: Archangel Emily (Lvl 70), Epic level 12
    Lord of the Fries of The Potato Army Random Mook in Tater Squad Nameless Grunt in Tater Tots
    I'm on Twitter regularly

  • OhtOht Member
    Oh @HaxusBloodBane
    It's always been about you
    5 starred guru man.



    (The '@' is of course silent.)
  • HaxusBloodbaneHaxusBloodbane Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
    The silent symbol,
    That is what it always is,
    Silent like the beast...
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    Wants Control over a Legion of Spiders
    In game Level: 70
    Shared hero: Archangel Emily (Lvl 70), Epic level 12
    Lord of the Fries of The Potato Army Random Mook in Tater Squad Nameless Grunt in Tater Tots
    I'm on Twitter regularly

  • @Joel bravo on the epic theme.

    p.s. Did I mean epic literally or figuratively? I watch way too much Archer
  • HaxusBloodbaneHaxusBloodbane Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
    Joel is awesome,
    that much we know about him,
    Now give him an axe.
    Wants Control over a Legion of Spiders
    In game Level: 70
    Shared hero: Archangel Emily (Lvl 70), Epic level 12
    Lord of the Fries of The Potato Army Random Mook in Tater Squad Nameless Grunt in Tater Tots
    I'm on Twitter regularly

  • ^this guy
  • @swaggyP
    Like the name is telling he got swag
    But with that spelling he shouldn't brag
    He's haiku was ok but also messy
    But even a 4th grader can do better and his is actually classy


    (no hate plss and take this as a joke and some kind of a rap battle)
    level:23
    IGN: Mlg360smackan
    Shared hero : whatever that seems useful
    ....oh you are still reading
  • HaxusBloodbaneHaxusBloodbane Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
    ... ... ... ... ...
    ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
    ... ... ... ... ...
    -Red
    Wants Control over a Legion of Spiders
    In game Level: 70
    Shared hero: Archangel Emily (Lvl 70), Epic level 12
    Lord of the Fries of The Potato Army Random Mook in Tater Squad Nameless Grunt in Tater Tots
    I'm on Twitter regularly

  • Cruel King Bramble
    He's got the moves like Jagger
    Yeah, he's got the moves
  • yorick is lonely
    the low slow blue hum of death
    "why won't you pick me?"
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