Dungeon Boss Haiku

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  • I re-roll a rune
    I can see no improvement
    I re-roll again
  • SlammmaSlammma Member
    edited September 2016
    Hey Mon. Pass the herb.
    Nub Nub got the healing green.
    Inhale deep. Better.

    Maggots shall eat you.
    For you have dared cross the path.
    "Kobal". Pestilence.

    Banished you demon!
    Your evil shall not persist.
    Know me. Emily.

    Abandon all hope
    I am the shadow of death
    What God sows, Brom reaps.


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  • Waits for chi palm on litch lord
    Lich slap
    Crap
    jg2nvhx3ow9e.png


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  • I have all this dosh
    Time to upgrade some heroes
    Please spare me some change
    Current DB status: I swear I think I'm going to get rekt once I reach Level 40

    IGN: RayFf. ID: 9105329
    Level: 37
    Defense Team: Masuta, Bovus, Pontifex
  • edited November 2016
    igorock
    big and blue.
    yet so lonely too
    with the will to fight.
    yet to fly up high
    when?
    oh when?
    will he find his kind?
    -the lonely sign painter
    THEy NeVer LoVed ME!!!
    THREy neVeR LOvED PEAShY!!!
    y0uLL Ju5T hAVe TO J01n tHe r3ST Of thEm IF you oPPosE PEASHY!!!!
    EHAAAA~HA~HHA~HA~HAA~HA~HA~ha~hA~ha~Hha~ha~ha~HA~Ha~!!!!!!!!!!
  • undead.
    skinless
    emotionless
    senseless
    oh me oh my
    do they wish to see
    oh dear me they cry
    if only they had said
    .
    ..
    ...


    goodbye

    - the mournful sign painter.
    THEy NeVer LoVed ME!!!
    THREy neVeR LOvED PEAShY!!!
    y0uLL Ju5T hAVe TO J01n tHe r3ST Of thEm IF you oPPosE PEASHY!!!!
    EHAAAA~HA~HHA~HA~HAA~HA~HA~ha~hA~ha~Hha~ha~ha~HA~Ha~!!!!!!!!!!
  • thalia
    mysterious
    yet beautiful
    helpful and funny too
    i wish i could get to know you
    - the loving sign painter
    THEy NeVer LoVed ME!!!
    THREy neVeR LOvED PEAShY!!!
    y0uLL Ju5T hAVe TO J01n tHe r3ST Of thEm IF you oPPosE PEASHY!!!!
    EHAAAA~HA~HHA~HA~HAA~HA~HA~ha~hA~ha~Hha~ha~ha~HA~Ha~!!!!!!!!!!
  • this thread

    this post is fun
    but all must be done
    now it comes
    to its promised end
    FIN

    - the sad sign painter.
    THEy NeVer LoVed ME!!!
    THREy neVeR LOvED PEAShY!!!
    y0uLL Ju5T hAVe TO J01n tHe r3ST Of thEm IF you oPPosE PEASHY!!!!
    EHAAAA~HA~HHA~HA~HAA~HA~HA~ha~hA~ha~Hha~ha~ha~HA~Ha~!!!!!!!!!!
  • ZuggeyZuggey Member
    edited November 2016
    Out of stamina
    Waiting for it to come back
    I am so bored now
  • Event dungeon just
    Dropped 5 star, heroic rune!
    ...a resist rune...[rage].
  • Yorick dooms any
    Simply by Marking for Death
    Foes drop like dead leaves

    Masuta Kira
    He's stronger against undead
    But Yorick survives

    Kira got Death Marked
    Yoko's Sumo Stomp dazes
    Death Blossom misses

    Yokozuna flops
    On top of that annoying
    dodgy rogue Kira

    PvP star fell
    thanks to two water heroes
    tonight they'll party
  • Please let me necro
    bump this thread it's pretty good
    More haikus you fools

    Zen is such a ****
    Caught IGOROK in this trap
    Wait I got a CRIT.

    Masuta Kira
    Death to every revenant
    Except King Yorick.

    First floor full of fasts.
    Second floor has 4 Legends
    Then 4-Star Ponti.

    P2W is Shade
    Set a new meta because
    Dark Shroud is stupid.

    Pontifex revives
    Has Health runes and in two turns
    Vicious cycle starts.
    Current DB status: I swear I think I'm going to get rekt once I reach Level 40

    IGN: RayFf. ID: 9105329
    Level: 37
    Defense Team: Masuta, Bovus, Pontifex
  • i freeze
    i crash
    my celestial is lost
    i cry.
    THEy NeVer LoVed ME!!!
    THREy neVeR LOvED PEAShY!!!
    y0uLL Ju5T hAVe TO J01n tHe r3ST Of thEm IF you oPPosE PEASHY!!!!
    EHAAAA~HA~HHA~HA~HAA~HA~HA~ha~hA~ha~Hha~ha~ha~HA~Ha~!!!!!!!!!!
  • JackHallow666JackHallow666 Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
    5/7/5, people! 5/7/5!
    Level: 70
    Favorite hero: Hansuke
    Currently: Waiting for new PvE content and the PvP revamp.
  • @JackHallow666 wut dat meen
    THEy NeVer LoVed ME!!!
    THREy neVeR LOvED PEAShY!!!
    y0uLL Ju5T hAVe TO J01n tHe r3ST Of thEm IF you oPPosE PEASHY!!!!
    EHAAAA~HA~HHA~HA~HAA~HA~HA~ha~hA~ha~Hha~ha~ha~HA~Ha~!!!!!!!!!!
  • JackHallow666JackHallow666 Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
    @JackHallow666 wut dat meen

    Haiku's are typically three-line poems that go in 5 syllable by 7 syllable by 5 syllables.
    Level: 70
    Favorite hero: Hansuke
    Currently: Waiting for new PvE content and the PvP revamp.
  • RenlyRenly Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
    edited December 2016

    Haiku's are typically three-line poems that go in 5 syllable by 7 syllable by 5 syllables.

    That's not a haiku
    You must have five, seven, five
    Swing and a miss, Jack
    IGN: Renly
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  • so my first 6 by the sign painter are wrong den?
    @JackHallow666
    THEy NeVer LoVed ME!!!
    THREy neVeR LOvED PEAShY!!!
    y0uLL Ju5T hAVe TO J01n tHe r3ST Of thEm IF you oPPosE PEASHY!!!!
    EHAAAA~HA~HHA~HA~HAA~HA~HA~ha~hA~ha~Hha~ha~ha~HA~Ha~!!!!!!!!!!
  • CPUYellow
    Yes those ones were rather wrong
    Not in the format

    PvP is weird
    Kids with fully asccended
    Heroes and 5-Stars.

    Lord Chromus the Weak
    Dies too fast, no special moves
    What a pushover
    Current DB status: I swear I think I'm going to get rekt once I reach Level 40

    IGN: RayFf. ID: 9105329
    Level: 37
    Defense Team: Masuta, Bovus, Pontifex
  • edited December 2016
    @RaymondF im a sign painter i make poems
    .
    .
    .
    .
    real poems.
    THEy NeVer LoVed ME!!!
    THREy neVeR LOvED PEAShY!!!
    y0uLL Ju5T hAVe TO J01n tHe r3ST Of thEm IF you oPPosE PEASHY!!!!
    EHAAAA~HA~HHA~HA~HAA~HA~HA~ha~hA~ha~Hha~ha~ha~HA~Ha~!!!!!!!!!!
  • Augustus is great
    Healing and attack much wow
    Do you not agree?
    Awesome Farfella guy up there was created by jackhallow666^!!!
    Also, go gorgons!
  • Valkin is Fearless
    Became king in the battle
    of Dwarves and Goblins
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