The Salt Thread

Have you ever been beyond unlucky?
Has rngesus acted like a a**hole to you?
Well this is the perfect thread to empty your loads of salt.
Enjoy!
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  • I'll go first.
    I was playing this really easy fight that gave me like 300 trophies.
    All I had to do was kill IGOROK with Shade, I used Haunted Past and well guess what?
    THIS BIG ICE MOFO DODGED AND I LOST MY 14 WIN STREAK BECAUSE IGO FROZE MY TEAM AND THE BLEEDING TSUME KILLED MY TEAM.
    sorry, got carried away...
    IGN: MatadorGKilla
    Level 56 (might forget to update)
    Scrub in Path of Darkness.

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  • types of nonsense defence teams nobody likes:

    1) Shade, Sb, hopper and koros
    2) Mk and any other three random ppl (it doesnt matter since he is going to kill everyone in one shot)
    3) rocky with reptiles
    4) indestructible baubles
    5) beast teams
    6) ppl who use ferno FA and Mk in the same defence team (idk y lol)
    7) bait teams (they exist in doubles now)
    8) pros
    9) dwarf teams with superior runes everywhere
    Mock exams finished...Im back!
  • One time I lost a pvp battle.
    Awesome Farfella guy up there was created by jackhallow666^!!!
    Also, go gorgons!
  • I like salt on my potatoes. I don't like potatoes beating up on my defense team.
  • JackHallow666JackHallow666 Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
    farfella wrote: »
    One time I lost a pvp battle.

    You poor thing...
    Level: 70
    Favorite hero: Bovus
    Favorite element: Nature
    Currently: Trying to max out Epics
  • farfella wrote: »
    One time I lost a pvp battle.

    Nice.
    IGN: MatadorGKilla
    Level 56 (might forget to update)
    Scrub in Path of Darkness.

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  • HollandOrcHollandOrc Member
    edited September 24
    (crashes through the window)
    WHERE IS THE SALT!? ME LIKE SALT!
    honestly, i really do like salt!



    but my silliness aside, here's my jist.
    i have been unable to enter Dungeon Boss on my iPhone 4 for about a few months, and i don't know how to transfer my data from my mobile device over to my Mac. if such a thing is even possible.
    the salt here is mainly on myself, and i accept the fact that i am a total computer noob.



    also, Masuta Kira can GO *censored* IN A *censored* WITH A BUNCH OF *censored* AND *censored*. *censored* that guy.
    sorry. i really don't like MK.
  • @HollandOrc
    Lol poor Masuta
    IGN: MatadorGKilla
    Level 56 (might forget to update)
    Scrub in Path of Darkness.

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  • How about when you have 20 stamina and you need one rune to salvage to complete the quest, and the event expires in five minutes, so you quick loot a dungeon four times in a row and get four non-rune cheats and have to buy more stamina with gems.
    Awesome Farfella guy up there was created by jackhallow666^!!!
    Also, go gorgons!
  • farfella wrote: »
    How about when you have 20 stamina and you need one rune to salvage to complete the quest, and the event expires in five minutes, so you quick loot a dungeon four times in a row and get four non-rune cheats and have to buy more stamina with gems.

    Lmao that's happened to me before!
    IGN: MatadorGKilla
    Level 56 (might forget to update)
    Scrub in Path of Darkness.

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  • @HollandOrc
    Lol poor Masuta

    i honestly didn't really think about what i wanted to say about MK. i just put in words and *censored* parts to make clear i didn't like him.
    also, i don't like to swear.
  • HollandOrc wrote: »
    @HollandOrc
    Lol poor Masuta

    i honestly didn't really think about what i wanted to say about MK. i just put in words and *censored* parts to make clear i didn't like him.
    also, i don't like to swear.

    Who likes Masuta on the enemy team really lol
    IGN: MatadorGKilla
    Level 56 (might forget to update)
    Scrub in Path of Darkness.

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  • HollandOrc wrote: »
    @HollandOrc
    Lol poor Masuta

    i honestly didn't really think about what i wanted to say about MK. i just put in words and *censored* parts to make clear i didn't like him.
    also, i don't like to swear.

    Who likes Masuta on the enemy team really lol

    you have a point there.

  • farfella wrote: »
    How about when you have 20 stamina and you need one rune to salvage to complete the quest, and the event expires in five minutes, so you quick loot a dungeon four times in a row and get four non-rune cheats and have to buy more stamina with gems.

    You don't have stacks of runes ready to salvage at all times? Where do they all go?

    Standard practice for me is to not salvage a rune until I either need to for shards/binders (very rare), I'm topped out and need to make space, or there's a salvage quest/event.

    Generally I just have to salvage just to make some space.
  • Oh that is smart! I salvage them as soon as I get them no matter what.
    Awesome Farfella guy up there was created by jackhallow666^!!!
    Also, go gorgons!
  • farfella wrote: »
    Oh that is smart! I salvage them as soon as I get them no matter what.

    Lol I thought you saved them
    IGN: MatadorGKilla
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  • pyguyofdoompyguyofdoom Member
    edited September 24
    MK


    literally just mk


    PLEASE GO DIE IN A F*** HOLE YOU 5 STAR RUNED MK ON A TEAM 10 LEVELS LOWER!!!!!!


    aghem
    sorry bout that
  • MK


    literally just mk


    PLEASE GO DIE IN A F*** HOLE YOU 5 STAR RUNED MK ON A TEAM 10 LEVELS LOWER!!!!!!


    aghem
    sorry bout that

    Lol it's ok hahahaha, it's what this thread is about :blush:
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  • apply baby johnsons powder to mk
    Mock exams finished...Im back!
  • apply baby johnsons powder to mk
    Hmm... not sure if he will like it....
    IGN: MatadorGKilla
    Level 56 (might forget to update)
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  • You know what grinds my gears? How can MK spin so much whiles doing his death blossom and still have the tenacity to dodge?
    Mock exams finished...Im back!
  • Really? MK on defense is a like an "attack me" sign now. I literally ignore leadoff MKs when thinking about counters. Ferno completely neutralizes him, and he doesn't hit hard enough to kill a properly runed MK or Shade. He is a weak leadoff AE that leaves your first normal exposed to Shade, or leaves your entire glass cannon team exposed to an opposing MK. If you are struggling with MK on defense, you're doing it wrong.
  • even if somehow MK does not lead off, he is somehow fully 5-star champion runed (while the rest of their junk team had 1 or 2 star runes) and usually survives my cheeky shadowblade, my only reasonable counter to him in PVP.

    unless my entire team doges at least one, they will all die in his death blossom, except for maybe stone fist, who will be easily picked off by whoever else they slapped in with the MK
  • @echonap
    Heh.....Ferno......good luck f2ps lol
    But i'm not an f2p but it takes a lot to get to vip 5 lol
    IGN: MatadorGKilla
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  • I think it's well known that I'm essentially F2P and I've had Ferno since debut. There are quite a few others on the forums that are similar. @FatCat69 @Skip_Holmes
  • @echonap
    Heh.....Ferno......good luck f2ps lol
    But i'm not an f2p but it takes a lot to get to vip 5 lol

    I'm vip 0 and have a 6* ferno.

    Ways in which MK is now an annoying pest instead of an OP megakiller:
    Kobal.
    Ferno.
    Emily.
    Solaris.

    Any one of these builds is well within most level 70s' arsenals.

    Poor MK is slowly going the way of Kozar.
  • Yeah, Ferno is 62/250, and Solaris is at 40/150. F2P for life! :)
  • How!?! @FatCat69
    Awesome Farfella guy up there was created by jackhallow666^!!!
    Also, go gorgons!
  • Yeah lol, how?
    @FatCat69
    IGN: MatadorGKilla
    Level 56 (might forget to update)
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  • @farfella @MatadorGKila I have the same and im only VIP 1.
    Mock exams finished...Im back!
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