The slugs are taking over the World!

They have killed the snails...


They are reproducing fast...
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They have conquered the land...
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And the Seas...
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But not the skies...

We need to stop the slug invasion!

I suggest making peace with them, any other suggestions that don't involve killing them?
You know if anyone abuses me, I can find their I.P. Right?

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  • JackHallow666JackHallow666 Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
    I gladly accept slugs as our new rulers and overlords. Better than the current leader, anyways.
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    Awesome Farfella guy up there was created by jackhallow666^!!!
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  • danacdanac Member
    ThundR wrote: »
    They have killed the snails...


    They are reproducing fast...


    They have conquered the land...


    And the Seas...


    But not the skies...

    You haven't heard of the sky slugs?

    They're the worst.
  • ThundRThundR Member
    edited October 16
    @bvs72 look at the tags for this discussion
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  • JackHallow666JackHallow666 Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
    bvs72 wrote: »
    Three guys got into a car crash and all died. They all get up to heaven and meet St. Peter at the gates. St. Peter said "Okay everyone can come in, but whatever you do don't step on a slug." The gates open and there are slugs everywhere, all over the floor, on tabletops, everywhere.

    The first guy walks in and accidentally steps on a slug. St. Peter comes along and handcuffs him to the ugliest woman in all the world and says, "Now you must stay handcuffed for all eternity." The other two see this and do their best not avoid the slugs.

    The second guy goes months and months without stepping on any slug. Then one morning he wakes up and as he is getting out of bed he steps on two slugs. St. Peter comes over and handcuffs him to the most atrocious looking and smelling woman and says, "Now you must stay handcuffed to each other for all eternity."

    Now the third guy goes years and years and doesn't step on any slugs in all that time. Then one day St. Peter comes along and handcuffs him to the most beautiful woman he as ever seen. St. Peter says, "Now you must stay handcuffed to each other for all eternity." The guy happily says, "Oh my God, what have I done to deserve this?!" And the woman says, "I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a slug."

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  • farfellafarfella Member
    edited October 17
    That was a funny one my old muppet friend.
    Awesome Farfella guy up there was created by jackhallow666^!!!
    Also, go gorgons!
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  • why r we worried about slugs when we should be worried about bad sci-fi movies taking over the world with plot holes?
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  • JackHallow666JackHallow666 Member, Dungeon Boss Guru, Volunteer Moderator
    why r we worried about slugs when we should be worried about bad sci-fi movies taking over the world with plot holes?

    Plot holes are usually not plot holes, just things the director plans to explain in a future movie or things you didn’t put together in your head.
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  • @ExtremeKorosPains slugs could come out of the plot holes
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