DB jokes

While I was loading DB, I started thinking about funny jokes about it's heroes, here are a few:

-who is the hero you shouldn't steal from? Shade, he is verry possesive
-who is the richest hero? Black diamond, it's in her name
-which hero is unbeatable? Torchy, he is Bat-ter than you
-who is a cold-blooded killer? Viperia, actually, all the reptiles, because they have cold blood and all....

Maybe I'll add a few more, but feel free to add your own
Trying to get back to playing the game after a few months...

Comments

  • What did Shadowblade say when kobal asked him where he was from:from the shadows!😁
  • what is the favorite meme of the Goblins?

    'they see me Gobblin',
    they hating'.



    not one of my best, but I TRIED GUYS, REALLY!

  • MaxBeamerMaxBeamer Member
    edited May 15
    Why does that big blue monster think so much of himself? He’s an Igo maniac.
    Hey, you stole my buff! So Tsume.
    Who do frightened heroes call for when there is a full eclipse? Dhaegon
  • MaxBeamer wrote: »
    Why does that big blue monster think so much of himself? He’s an Igo maniac.
    Hey, you stole my buff! So Tsume.
    Who do frightened heroes call for when there is a full eclipse? Dhaegon

    I dont get the tsume one.
  • StinkyStinky Member
    edited May 15
    MaxBeamer wrote: »
    Why does that big blue monster think so much of himself? He’s an Igo maniac.
    Hey, you stole my buff! So Tsume.
    Who do frightened heroes call for when there is a full eclipse? Dhaegon

    I dont get the tsume one.
    Tsume. "So sue me."

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    If Grog-Gnog gets to use his Freezing Breath on a Snow Day, it's basically game ogre.
  • Stinky wrote: »
    MaxBeamer wrote: »
    Why does that big blue monster think so much of himself? He’s an Igo maniac.
    Hey, you stole my buff! So Tsume.
    Who do frightened heroes call for when there is a full eclipse? Dhaegon

    I dont get the tsume one.
    Tsume. "So sue me."

    I didn't get it either. I say it like Tsoom. :/
  • NobodyPiNobodyPi Member
    Tsume is from Japanese, so it should really be pronounced Tsoo-meh.
  • despite what his name says, Cruel King Bramble isn't actually all that prickly of a person.
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