Greetings and Salutations,
Have you ever been decapitated by a bread knife while trying to clean your toilet?
No?! Me either! See! We already have things in common!
Can you do max crowns and participate in these guild games that we like to complain about, but still play this frickin' game since it's been out? Did you answer yes? Then we have a couple spots open, just for you!
We are a 1st place rewards guild.
We are looking for people who still enjoy the game and like to lick cool hhwhipp off of hypnotoads.
Line: manicundead or beavers_kleaver