No, of course you’re not. Because we don’t typically recruit. But let’s face it, the talent pool is getting shallower by the day.
So we are considering taking on a few top guns. That’s right...if you’re a major league player, there might be a spot for you in the guild that has held the #1 spots on all of the leaderboards for, well for as long as I can remember.
Other than the glory that comes from being a denizen of the Underworld, why should you consider leaving your current dumpster fire of a guild to come to us?
Well here’s a couple reasons...
1. We always get the top tier reward, for the minimum required effort. Spend a ton of cash for a title? Nah, we’re happy with 2nd place with the same runes, etc. without giving up a large portion of that cash we got from that Nigerian prince. Plus we get more free time to spend with supermodels.
2. Ever hear about our website, complete with database of runes, etc? It’s amazing...find all of your runes, make a quick picture of builds to share with fellow guildmates, see event history, and much, much more. Our Khensu could probably squash some bugs for BF...he’s that good.
3. Yeah, I’ve heard of Taterbot. He’s ok, but our bot would kick his **** in a cage match. Aside from filling line chat with hilarious banter, he even posts pictures when appropriate. Feeling lonely? He’ll chat with you for hours.
4. Want to hang with DB celebrities like Momdukz? We got ‘em.
5. Yes, that muppet lives in The Underworld.
If you’re interested, hit me up on Line - Monkeynuts00. If you’ve already blocked me on Line, any of the other Underworld officers would love to chat with you.
If this post offended you, we’re probably not the place for you.